Being in a weird mood, as I often am, and perusing my stats, which I often do, I came up with an idea for a little game. I decided to write a poem using ONLY words in my webstats under “keywords used on search engines”. There were 95 words, and I used all of them. used each one only once, and did not add any words. Think of it as Webstat Refrigerator Poetry.

It sounded like hysterical fun, and then once I started, it was much harder than I thought! When I got down to having 12 words left, I got rather desperate. :))

So… I challenge you to try it! Let me know your results, and if you post them on your blog I’ll add a link here.

BTW, it will become evident to you in a moment that I’m not a poet.

why phone? … i want space

women do plural duty like cards
things picked before would die
if not dr. moller, than who?
poems make my blindness smarter
dont!

you spanked while in me vista
what a very flubby fat ass
does gel stop the will
cramp with masturbating in school
yahoo!

i can read while waiting
to take jeremy brett sunday
flying to florida for paul
address who in tulsa oklahoma?
bingo!

ten bitter questions become 100
about masterbation, smoking, blogging, of layouts
blogs are cartoons and blogger be messenger
blogspot is id, jury, meme, wordpress hosts
…clipart available!

Okay it sucks a little, but it was fun to try! Now you try!

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