Flaming…. mouse.

This story will, if nothing else, educate people as to why people from various other parts of the US assume that people who are from the Southern states of the US are stupid: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/5973746/detail.html

Not that we don’t believe he would throw a live mouse onto a burning piles of leaves.  Oh no.  Most people wouldn’t even flinch at that small, but gruesome act.  Not that we don’t believe that someone would LIE about such a thing because of “excitement during a fire”.

It’s the plain and simple fact that he used the word ‘critter’, and probably with a straight face.

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A New York City teenager fell out the window of a moving bus while using the restroom Tuesday and landed on the New York State Thruway.

State police said Jose Gonzales, 17, lost his balance when the chartered bus swerved to change lanes. It was unclear how fast the bus was going.

Gonzales was taken to Albany Medical Center for treatment. Police said he’ll recover.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=51180

Yeah, I’m sure he’ll recover right away.  I mean, how bad could it be going down the highway with your ass hanging out, probably doing something we all know everyone does but don’t talk about in polite company.  (Taking a crap, for those of you too delicate to get what I mean here.)

As if being a teenager wasn’t hard enough.  Heck, I can still go red in the face if I think too hard on some things that happened when I was a teen, and that’s been, well, many years ago.

Let the nicknaming begin!

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