In August, zookeepers at Apenheul ape park in Apeldoorn, Netherlands, said they had arranged with counterparts at a park in Borneo to establish a live Internet video connection to provide companionship to their respective rare orangutans, treating the connection as sort of a visual dating site. An Apenheul spokeswoman suggested the apes might learn to push buttons to transfer food to each other, creating a mutual fondness that might lead (if transportation can be arranged) to mating. [Toronto Star, 8-15-06]

Heh.  It sounds not too unlike my last online dating experience, some time ago.

I wonder, though, if the orangutans will start miscommunicating, making online cliques, flaming and ranting and indulging in the d-word.  Then maybe Chinese government officials will have to create programs for apes who are additicted to this online interaction and therefore shun the contact of orangutans in the flesh.   Will they begin to lie about their height and weight?  Their prowess in the trees?  Or even create alternate ape personalities that they don when they speak to each other.

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This is something I get asked all the time, since most of my friends know I have an embarrassing quantity of websites.  (Yeah, yeah.  Well I’m a developer and this is how we truly get our geek on.)

Q.  There are lots of cheap webhosts out there, so how do you know which one is best?

1. Make sure they have live support of some type, either telephone or online sales chat. Test this before you purchase!
2. Look for an UNCONDITIONAL 30+ day guarantee. If they don’t offer it, pass them by.
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5. POP mail is a must! So is good webmail. try out the demos of their webmail and also their cpanel software. (Control Panel)
6. Do not go with hosts that make you register your domains through them. There’s no reason to do it, and it is a bit scammy, in my opinion.
7. Make sure you get your own IP address. Why? If you share an IP address with some porn site or a spammer, your email could get banned! The good ones offer it, and without charging any more than the iffy hosts.
8. Read the fine print. I once had a nightmare experience with a host that said they would offer a 30-Day guarantee, but only if you left them with a “legitimate” complaint. Although I did end up getting my money back after threatening to do a chargeback on my credit card, it was a bad experience that I could have been spared if I’d noticed how shifty their ‘terms’ were.
9. Ask around! Most webmasters have had many websites with many different hosts, and they’re happy to share their experiences and tell you which are good and which to avoid.

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