Blogging for Bitter Women has received it’s very first Bloggie-type award, and we got it from KeMari at Phatitudes.  Thank you so much!  It warms my bitter heart to know there are folks out there who enjoy my ravings.  :-X

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Being in a weird mood, as I often am, and perusing my stats, which I often do, I came up with an idea for a little game. I decided to write a poem using ONLY words in my webstats under “keywords used on search engines”. There were 95 words, and I used all of them. used each one only once, and did not add any words. Think of it as Webstat Refrigerator Poetry.

It sounded like hysterical fun, and then once I started, it was much harder than I thought! When I got down to having 12 words left, I got rather desperate. :))

So… I challenge you to try it! Let me know your results, and if you post them on your blog I’ll add a link here.

BTW, it will become evident to you in a moment that I’m not a poet.

why phone? … i want space

women do plural duty like cards
things picked before would die
if not dr. moller, than who?
poems make my blindness smarter
dont!

you spanked while in me vista
what a very flubby fat ass
does gel stop the will
cramp with masturbating in school
yahoo!

i can read while waiting
to take jeremy brett sunday
flying to florida for paul
address who in tulsa oklahoma?
bingo!

ten bitter questions become 100
about masterbation, smoking, blogging, of layouts
blogs are cartoons and blogger be messenger
blogspot is id, jury, meme, wordpress hosts
…clipart available!

Okay it sucks a little, but it was fun to try! Now you try!

• Hex My Ex: An Ode To Keywords

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Well as many of you pointed out to me when I was ranting about blogs I won’t read (Or was it when I was ranting about non-funny humor blogs… can’t recall… coulda been either), we can’t always be funny.  And I seriously have to choke back the urge so often to post about the truly geeky things that I discover about blogging, Wordpress, SEO, advertising, PPP, or whatever.  But I know that’s not why you’re here. 

But I cannot exorcize the geek in me anymore than I can the bitch you have all come to know and love (or spell-check in the case of one recent comment writer).  So, in order to satisfy the demons of tech that rage within, I’ve started another blog to post about that.  I think my *second* post there will be about blog addiction.  :-”

I’d love for you to all check it out, and I promise you that my Bitter Audience is my primary concern, and I won’t neglect you!  I love you guys!  (Especially YOU.  I’d say “you know who you are, but in truth I’m stalking you, so if you know who you are, I suck.)

My geekiness in full glory with my very first post about blogrolls: About Blogging

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I nearly didn’t blog today because nothing was funny to me.  Seriously.  Nothing.  I could hear a perfectly good joke and just not laugh.  I can’t explain it.  I’m not crabby especially, or tired.  I don’t have a cold.  I had a relatively productive day.  Our boy won his game at the US Open. I now have 7 fans at StumbleUpon.  I even got to annoy a bitch that really drives me up a wall.  Plus, I got Bitter Women added to humor-blogs.com.  Not that it’s particularly hard to get in there… but it was just a little happy thing to see that it had gotten approved.

And… I’m sick of reading ‘humor’ blogs that aren’t funny.  But as soon as I realised this, I started putting all kinds of funny pressure on myself (Okay that sounded dirty, and it made me smile, so maybe today isn’t lost.)

I think I might write a short article of rules on writing humor blogs.  Like… if you don’t smile at least once while making each entry, you shouldn’t post it. (See how neatly I skated around that one with the above paragraph?)

So, since I’m worried that I’m not as funny as I think I should be in order to justify writing today, I’ll just post this picture that my mom stole from somewhere and sent me, and it made me make truly unladylike noises when I saw it.

I’ll try harder tomorrow.  Promise. 

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I’ve never gotten nominated for any blogging awards, but I think I see a serious gap in the Blog Award market.  You know… REAL awards…. awards for the things you actually think when you read a blog.

When I read a blog, I don’t think “that’s the best humor blog” or “she’s a hot mommy-blogger”, I think, “Holy Crap, your life sucks”.

Which is why I came up with this:

I’ll put them in the ‘Awards’ page of the blog.  Feel free to award this to anyone you like!  Ha!  I’ll even put a link to their site on the Bitter Women Awards Page.

More to come! 

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