Comments on: Trick or Treat

By: Suze

Suze — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:51:50 +0000

I would love a book of tricks because I don’t have many decent tricks, and the ones I do have fail miserably.
I wonder if the Book of Tricks is available through Amazon?

By: McCafferty Himself

McCafferty Himself — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:22:42 +0000

Jayne, Haven’t heard from you since January. That’s just too long to forget your friends. Give us a shout.

McCafferty Himself

By: A word to the wise

A word to the wise — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:24:04 +0000

Speaking of shit:
Guy at work gets up and says, “Excuse me I gotta go take a shit.”.
I look up and reply, “I have NO idea where you’re going to go to take a shit, but PLEASE don’t bring it back here, that’s disgusting!”.
Several people just look at me. I state clearly, for the record, “When I go to the Mens Room, I always try to LEAVE a shit.”.
Thankfully none of these people will sit with me anymore. For this I am thankful, God knows what they’d think appropriate to bring to the table.

By: the frogster

the frogster — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:00:55 +0000

Desperately seeking Jayne. Where are you?

By: damonm55

damonm55 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:17:53 +0000

It’s tricky to rock a rhyme.

To rock a rhyme,

That’s right on time,

It’s tricky.

I also have a trick up my sleeve. If you had the book, you’d know how cool this is.

By: Mizmell

Mizmell — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:06:40 +0000

I agree it seems the old book of tricks seems a bit outdated. I’m all for creating a New and Improved Book of Tricks. And maybe a companion book of Dastardly Deeds.

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:09:57 +0000

um…now probably wouldn’t be a good time to admit my great grandmother left me a book full of tricks, would it?

good thing i’m not sensitve. otherwise i might care that you’ve insinuated that she was a whore.

sheesh.

i kid, i kid. there’s no book.

but she WAS a nude model. created quite the scandal in her town.

true story.

By: the frogster

the frogster — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:54:20 +0000

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Or is that an old trick?

By: Hope

Hope — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:28:38 +0000

oh lest we forget

“whatever”

worst comeback known to me…the only thing that can vary the degree of idiocy on this one is the utterer…have oh say an 11 year old child sprung for your loins with the certainty you in fact or the missing link spring it on you and it’s grounds for justifiable homicide…words are powerful indeed.

By: Girl Fren'

Girl Fren' — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:47:02 +0000

Damn, you’re funny, Jayne. I couldn’t agree more about the English language, but what I think is funny is that it’s so elastic–the way people use it. Among the many things I wonder about this “elastic useage”: a guy (and I suppose a gal) who pays for sex, is also called a “John” as well as the generic “trick.” Over here in the Colonies, a john is a toilet…not the whole room, mind you….just the part one sits upon. Maybe all this began as some kind of code, but with cable/sattelite TV on in most households 24/7, we all can “talk the talk” and sound tough and cheap, if we wish.

I saw an actual Trick John once. It came with a–get this–remote control with which one could heat the seat, raise the lids and lower them.

Ah! the Bard would be proud.