Comments on: Why Life is NOT Like an Action Movie

By: Hope

Hope — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:28:44 +0000

I busted a gut on this one Heather…aw man…I really need to work on those Kegels…

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:41:05 +0000

Jayne…it’s because you weren’t wearing a cowboy hat that you couldn’t take the bullet! trust me on this one. Had you slipped it onto your head, you woulda cow-girled up and given bruce a run for his money.

you probably would have eaten the cat food too.

i did.

i mean…nevermind.

By: Agnes Mildew

Agnes Mildew — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:29:16 +0000

I shall have to alter my cats’ food from Tesco’s Finest Cheapest to Frisky’s or whatever it is you buy. Norman’s grub smells like the Wells of Hell and pongs out the outhouse passageway, as does his backside…I hate that cat…You have to be a Super Hero to tackle our recycle day when the blasted bin men won’t take any cat food tins in case they are ‘contaminated’. Where’s my AK47?

By: Girl Fren'

Girl Fren' — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:26:05 +0000

WooHoo…when you come back, you COME BACK.

Sorry ’bout the soup…if I’da known…oh, well….but knowing those cats, my money is on the smirk.

I’m with Hope on this one; if anyone can catch bullets with her teeth while defusing bombs etcetera, while coming out from under veddy good hospital drugs, its you, BW.

By: Hope

Hope — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:21:45 +0000

I gotta ask…were the cats smirking?

I hope you are back to catching bullets with your teeth while defusing bombs and making blithe self effacing comments anyday! Surgery minor or not sucks.

By: Granny Annie

Granny Annie — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:34:13 +0000

You forgot to add that you would be doing all that with shards of glass embedded in your bare feet.

I would not do well with the nation’s top secrets because I tell all with only the mention of pain.