I want you all to know how traumatised I was to find out that the McDonald’s advert hamburgers were not, erm, actual food. Thanks Wendy and Brent for shattering my illusions!

Considering that in Britain, our Office of Trading Standards forced a cosmetics company to put “false eyelashes used” on the “after” picture of a mascara ad, I can’t believe that they allow people to sell us food by enticing us with plastic and play-doh. It really makes me quite nauseous. That’s like showing a BMW to advertise for a VW dealership. But not, because at least you can drive a VW, but you can’t eat plastic and play-doh. Well you can, but I wouldn’t recommend it.

There are just some illusions I want to keep, thank you very much. Because I have to confess that every time I went into a new McDonald’s location, I thought, yes, maybe this is the home of the fabled appetizing hamburger. Now there’s no point in even looking anymore.

Fairy RingNext thing you know you’re going to tell me there’s no point in watching mushrooms at night.

*sigh*

You people are just so mean!

*sigh*

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