Comments on: Superheros Minus Spandex

By: DJ

DJ — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:04:29 +0000

Want to know my secret? I usually get dressed at the end of the day. Oops I guess it’s not a secret anymore.

By: VE

VE — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:22:05 +0000

I think Hugh Hefner has worn jammies all his life…

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:48:11 +0000

If cleavage is the root of super powers, I’d have the strength of a small undernourished toddler.

By: the frogster

the frogster — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:04:00 +0000

I think you’ve hit on the crux of the issue, Jayne. People who draw female superheroes are often the people who spent their youth doodling (with a PENCIL) instead of going out and meeting girls. So they are exercising their superpower, which is to make every woman weigh 100 pounds (60 of those pounds being above the waist, if you catch my drift), and perfectly willing to leave nothing to the imagination.

By: An English Mum

An English Mum — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:21:11 +0000

Ok, I’ve got the cleavage ( I think ‘ample’ is the word generally used to describe it) so when do my super powers kick in?

I’m not fussy, any old power would do. Particularly useful would be the power to make children automatically do dishes after dinner. Or make anenglishdad not tut when asking him for money - ‘Yes dear, have as much as you like’. Yes, my superpower would have to be the power of persuasion, if I get a choice.

Now to get ready…anyone know where I can get some Spandex?

By: bob

bob — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:06:44 +0000

the cleavage thing is a distraction of sorts, temporarily turning dirty, rotten scoundrels into sappy eyed simpletons, while she unleashes her superpowers on them. that’s why.

as for the jammies and teddy, not bad really. but the reading minds, not so good. too much disappointment when you discover what people are really thinking. might lead to expensive counciling, which if you attend in jammies and teddy in hand, might lead to a stay at the big gray building at the top of the hill, and then what? what good would your powers be then? reading the minds of the sex crazed attendants as they approach your padded room? oh that would be swell.

just something to think about, that’s all.

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:56:58 +0000

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!

This whole entire post made me laugh. Every word - spectacularly written!

as for my super power…..i’d be able to make a diet coke can appear whenever, wherever.

oh. and world peace. I’d be able to make that happen to.

after my diet coke.

By: Divalicious

Divalicious — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:07:47 +0000

My super power would be knowig what people are thinking and being able to teleport. =)

By: happily anonymous

happily anonymous — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:26:37 +0000

Cleavage has compelling power…unless man boobs are involved.

By: Agnes Mildew

Agnes Mildew — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:33:09 +0000

If I had a super power, I’d be able to turn invisible. I could then do loads of really illegal things such as nick lots of money & goods from banks, supermarkets, large corporations etc, and also be able to sneak into good looking men’s houses and watch them getting undressed and…CENSORED…

I am sick, aren’t I? I think I need the medication you mentioned…