From my last article where I mentioned control freaks, I found there was at least one person who disagreed that such a concept was bad. Then I ran across this, and just had to share it with you.

Man Control

I can’t decide if it’s funnier that this is listed on a site for Valentine Gift Ideas , or that it was actually my husband that showed it to me.  Oh and if you’re serious about wanting one, it IS a British site, but I checked.. they will ship to the US.  :))

The buttons are a tad hard to read.  According to their site, they say things like:

  • Listen,
  • Stop Snoring
  • Talk about Feelings
  • Tell the Truth
  • Propose

Personally, I’d like one that was a tad more universal, because if I was going to get to push buttons that would make people do things, I wouldn’t limit it to men, and I’d want to say things like:

  • Shut up
  • Ummm, shut up
  • But mostly: shut up.

If I could control just those three things about people, I’d be in heaven.

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