6 Sep
Being in a weird mood, as I often am, and perusing my stats, which I often do, I came up with an idea for a little game. I decided to write a poem using ONLY words in my webstats under “keywords used on search engines”. There were 95 words, and I used all of them. used each one only once, and did not add any words. Think of it as Webstat Refrigerator Poetry.
It sounded like hysterical fun, and then once I started, it was much harder than I thought! When I got down to having 12 words left, I got rather desperate. :))
So… I challenge you to try it! Let me know your results, and if you post them on your blog I’ll add a link here.
BTW, it will become evident to you in a moment that I’m not a poet.
why phone? … i want space
women do plural duty like cards
things picked before would die
if not dr. moller, than who?
poems make my blindness smarter
dont!you spanked while in me vista
what a very flubby fat ass
does gel stop the will
cramp with masturbating in school
yahoo!i can read while waiting
to take jeremy brett sunday
flying to florida for paul
address who in tulsa oklahoma?
bingo!ten bitter questions become 100
about masterbation, smoking, blogging, of layouts
blogs are cartoons and blogger be messenger
blogspot is id, jury, meme, wordpress hosts
…clipart available!
Okay it sucks a little, but it was fun to try! Now you try!
This is fucking hilarious - and really a great poem. I swear. When I casually said I’d add you to my blogroll after you commented on one of my posts, I clicked through to this site and burst out laughing. I am such the bitter woman blogger. A fan forever.
Now, where in hell do I find my keyword search list???? I WANT masturbation to be one of them. So I guess I’ll have to post that thing I wrote about women’s masturbation techniques.
Off I gooooooooo. I may be back with a poem.
I added YOU to my RSS feed. So there!
LOL.. so glad you liked it. I was worried this could be one of my most catastrophic ideas ever!
I’m not sure if you get keyword information with blogspot blogs. I’ve never used them before. If you have a domain of your own, usually the host provides all kinds of webstats.
If you don’t have your own word list, feel free to use mine!
I am totally going to do this tonight. I’ll let you know what I come up with. This is the coolest thing ever.
Frogster, I’m gonna hold you to that! I can’t wait to see what you come up with!
OMYWORD… where’s yours? I wanna see it! Don’t make me feel dumb all by myself!
OK, My Ode to Fridge Magnet Poems is published. It sucks, and I am proud of that fact!
Oh no… sucketh it does not! That’s perfect! Adding the link to the main post now!
this is the best idea ever! if i get some time tonight, i’m so going to do it. and i’ll win, of course. but i also cheat. but i’m honest about it.
I will not even attempt to try one, because for me to write a poem is like scratching glass with sharp object, outchhhh…lol, yours was cool, I liked it because of the challenge you had to go through, anna
My submittal is kinda zenlike as my site is fairly new.
It’s a vaguely appropriate directive:
“Can raccoon, you! Do it odd!”
Haha.. do it odd.
Did you post it on your blog somewhere? If you do, I’ll link to it .
Was that seriously it? You only had 6 keywords? People finding me must be odder than the people finding you. But the people finding Agnes are the oddest of all. :))