4 Sep
Over on my new geek blog for bloggers I added something called “Quick Tips”, meant to be very short posts with some zippy, specific advice for web nuts who write internet such and such.
I’ve realised that I have some quick tips that would be great for Bitter Women too!
Quick Tip #1
People who start sentences with the phrases “I’m the kind of person that…” or “I’ve always believed that….” are getting ready to tell you something catastophically boring.
And according to Bossy’s father: people who start sentences with, “To be perfectly honest…” are getting ready to lie their asses off.
People who say “I’ll get back to you…”
actually mean, I can’t be arsed talking to you and I’m gonna shelve it until it don’t matter no more.
I’ve always believed that I’m the type of person who is quite interesting, to be perfectly honest. But I’ll get back to you on that…
I’m the kind of person that would have said the same thing.
I’ve always believed that I am the type of person that blah blah blah. I bored myself half to death with that. Who cares what I believe or for that matter, what anyone believes? Just pass me a strong martini and everyone please feel free to shut the F up.