There’s utterly no chance we can top your ‘will i become smarter if i stop masturbating’, as that is first class, but some of our more surreal ones over the last month have included, ‘how to get rid of lots of spots on your tongue’; ‘”I was nude” -”under the jacket” +doctor’; and ‘how to make my boyfriend moan’.

I’m quite proud, actually!

NB. To make this person’s boyfriend moan, I would recommend a swift kick to his nuts.

Hm, it must be just me that gets all the Star Trek geeks then. I never have exciting things like masturbation.

I think I may sulk.

now this is truly funny ! I’m off to see if I have any strange ones.

okay my best was “bikini waxing monkeys“