Jayne, it should be obvious “What’s Going on in Florida,” sweetness: Bingo, Spankings, and, um, Taking Matters in Hand.  But, Hmmm. “Will I become smarter if I stop masturbating?”  Oh, dear.

I started to leave a little comment….when I’d actually done research, realized I couldn’t stop myself with just a comment…..

This guy–and I know it IS a guy; just feel it in my bones–has either been fired from yet another job for some dumbass thing he’s done such as “spanking the monkey” while on the clock, OR his picture was among those featured in The Smoking Gun’s LABOR DAY TRIBUTE (of sorts) TO THE AMERICAN WORKER.

These bozeaux and bozettes were arrested, hauled down to the pokey, fingerprinted and (smile) mugshot for crimes committed while still wearing their work uniforms, ferchristsake. (And don’t get all churchy about my cussin’ — one of them was employed, coincidentally, by a Tampa FLORIDA church.)

I didn’t investigate to learn whether said crimes were against their employers or, mayhap, they popped out to knock off a liquor store on lunch break. 

BTW, to the inquirer: “No, stopping masturbating will NOT make you smarter.”  Despite what parents have told countless generations of young boys about blindness, someone’s parent(s) ignored the very real possibility of heriditary idiocy, lied and has made the poor boy believe wanking (and not their southern tendencies toward familial intermarriages for several generations) which is to blame. Don’t believe a word of it; I stopped briefly.  It only makes one cranky.

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