Amazon And Your Ass
Author: Jayne30 Aug
I had no idea that Amazon.com sold so many ass products. Not to mention other products for your shopping pleasure:
- Anal Douche
- Anal Eaze Cherry Flavor Desensitizing Numbing Gel (Because not everyone likes the taste of ass, I suppose… And desensitizing? Now I’m not all up on ass products and the uses thereof, but if someone was going to taste your ass, wouldn’t the whole point be so that you would feel it? But I’m no expert.)
- Ejaculoid 1 Bottle 60 Pills Semen/Orgasm Volumizer Like Ogoplex Now maybe it’s just me… but I’ve never said to a partner… gee that was nice, I just wish there had been more juicy gush. Besides, this sounds like something you’d get spam emails about.
- Golden Girl Anal Jelly Does this mean its endorsed by Bea Arthur?
There’s all kinds of other products… lubes and probes and vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, suppliments and condiments… or were those condom-mints?
I’m not opposed to amazon having a ‘Sexual Health’ section, and it saves us from having to go to seedy websites to get such things (unless you happened to be there anyway, of course), or horror of horrors, actually walk into an adult store like… umm.. an adult.
What shocks me is that there is a whole side of amazon that I’d never seen before! Here I’ve been just floating on the surface of books and dvd’s, blissfully unaware of the butt-plug underworld of the “Personal Care” section. I somehow feel more street-wise, more savvy and sophisticated, like I now know some grown-up secret, or have the password to a speakeasy.
Enjoy!
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Ok, I threw up a little with the golden girl ass gel.
Note to Beenzzz
Ass Gel not to be taken orally.
Hope this info will help stop you from throwing-up.
Hehe, I like the post. Hooray butt-products from Amazon.
http://thefeck.com/2007/08/29/top-10-weirdest-things-you-can-buy-at-amazoncom/
I’ll never look at Amazon the same way again. Here I thought they were innocent book and gift purveyors!
The “anal eaze” gel is to facilitate anal intercourse which might otherwise be painful.Don’t ask me why it would be flavored. Gay men have used local anesthetics for this purpose for years. Obviously the “inserter”would have to use a condom or his penis would also be numbed which I assume he wouldn’t want.
Mmm Bea Arthur. Now that’s a man that would turn me straight. Oh yeah.
Hey!! Who’s up for a round of shooters?!? They’re on me!
Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by, and usually I’m glad!
Wow, I feel like I need to go shower, but I must say I do feel just ever so slightly more edgy now that I have this info!
Thanks for the visit to my blog!
I just dropped by to test the waters whether my reportage about the Masturbating Judge or rant about Politicians & their penii had caused any of our lady-friends to faint or gentlemen to reconsider frequenting the BW-Blog.
In a whiplash flashback, I saw a Charles Schultz cartoon from earlier years. Lucy, Linus, Schroeder and Charlie Brown are lying on a hill discussing the shapes they see in the clouds. Going first, Linus reels off comparisons to Renaissance paintings and Gothic architecture, Grecian wars and mythical beings.
Lucy asks, “What do you see, Charlie Brown?”
Charlie Brown responds, “I was going to say I saw a horsey and a ducky, but I changed my mind.”
hahaha! Golden Girl Anal Jelly Does this mean its endorsed by Bea Arthur? That was too funny! Ugh anal products…I must be living under ground or something, I was oblivious to Amazon selling these products too!
I ASSure you that Bea Arthur has probably never used this jelly. Blanch, however, probably invented it.
I’m just sayin’….
The plural of DVD is DVDs, NOT DVD’S
Yeah and the plural of jackass is jackasses, but in this situation the singular will do.
Aw, shit, the punctuation cops are surfin’ the net, again. Quick everybody, run spell-check, er, ah, or is that Spell Check? Spellcheck? Aw, shit. I’m done for.
Ouch…I ended a sentence with a preposition…waddle I dew? In the immortal words of Winston Churchill, “That’s something up with which we shall not put.”