Comments on: Parental Lies and BS

By: Agnes Mildew

Agnes Mildew — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:20:13 +0000

I think my parents have levelled every one of these at me, also including,
You’ll get square eyes if you sit in front of that telly for much longer;
Eat your greens - it’ll put hairs on your chest (why would an 8-year old female want a hairy chest?);
Don’t go out with wet hair - you’ll get arthritis in your neck.

But the best: Never have sex before marriage; me and your father didn’t.
Hahahahaha! Who is she trying to kid?

By: Theresa111

Theresa111 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:54:17 +0000

My favorite was “I’m going to give you a spanking you’ll never forget.” and I have never forgotten it. My sister and I couldn’t sit comfortably for a few hours. It did make us “Straighten up and fly right,” for a few months afterwards. “Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!”

By: Mushy

Mushy — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:31:53 +0000

Yep, I’ve heard most every one and one time or other, heck, I’ve used several of them too!

Thanks for the visit on Silverbacks - I’ll be back!