Comments on: 10 Things I Want To Do (Before I Die) http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/ wimmins is as wimmins does Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:51:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: KeMari http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-65 KeMari Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:47:52 +0000 http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-65 wow, it's like you're inside my head, only you're really small because I bet if you were in my head, you'd probably make it fall over. Not that you're heavy or anything, but I think it's a general rule that people are bigger than heads. Unless we're speaking figuratively, because if that's the case, man do I know some big heads. i would like to become a full-fledged lesbian before I die. I'm like the little engine that could, only, not a train, a lesbo-in-training. LIT! woowoo. wow, it’s like you’re inside my head, only you’re really small because I bet if you were in my head, you’d probably make it fall over. Not that you’re heavy or anything, but I think it’s a general rule that people are bigger than heads. Unless we’re speaking figuratively, because if that’s the case, man do I know some big heads.

i would like to become a full-fledged lesbian before I die.

I’m like the little engine that could, only, not a train, a lesbo-in-training. LIT! woowoo.

]]> By: Michael http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-60 Michael Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:34:43 +0000 http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-60 "Half a million people can't be wrong." But the other 60 million are! Will I still get internet access at sea? “Half a million people can’t be wrong.”

But the other 60 million are!

Will I still get internet access at sea?

]]> By: Keli http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-56 Keli Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:58:20 +0000 http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-56 I agree with everything on your well-thought out list, save one: I would change the year at sea part (throwing up doesn't suit me) and instead spend one day as a rogue police officer so I can arrest and beat the crap out of each and every stupid driver that tailgates, nods off in the fast lane, cuts me off or who sits behind me, then thinks it's a race to move up to the front of the lane after we pull over for an emergency vehicle. In other words, road rage for the day. Ahhh! I feel better already! I agree with everything on your well-thought out list, save one: I would change the year at sea part (throwing up doesn’t suit me) and instead spend one day as a rogue police officer so I can arrest and beat the crap out of each and every stupid driver that tailgates, nods off in the fast lane, cuts me off or who sits behind me, then thinks it’s a race to move up to the front of the lane after we pull over for an emergency vehicle. In other words, road rage for the day. Ahhh! I feel better already!

]]> By: Girl Fren http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-51 Girl Fren Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:12:40 +0000 http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/08/23/10-things-i-want-to-do-before-i-die/#comment-51 Wadda relief! You mean I only have to do TEN things before dying........ About that "Bitch Stalking," I agree there are some people who are so toxic it would be exhilarating to throw caution to ...er.. wherever one throws caution... (probably that would be on a heap of cliches) and devise an ongoing secret--but humiliatingly public-- persecution of said bitch that is equal to the fumes they put out. Talk about yer Carbon Footprint. If you'd really like to pursue it, with a snootful of single malt, I could forget I'm a lady. Oooo, there's the first thing on MY list of things to do before I die: Stop holding back. Woohoo. And, about that really filthy sex thang, Jayne, you go, Girl. 'course, most bitter women would settle for sex with a partner who didn't look like he/she was hacking his/her way through an extremely unpleasant landscaping job on a 100-degree August day in the American Southwest. Wadda relief! You mean I only have to do TEN things before dying……..

About that “Bitch Stalking,” I agree there are some people who are so toxic it would be exhilarating to throw caution to …er.. wherever one throws caution… (probably that would be on a heap of cliches) and devise an ongoing secret–but humiliatingly public– persecution of said bitch that is equal to the fumes they put out. Talk about yer Carbon Footprint. If you’d really like to pursue it, with a snootful of single malt, I could forget I’m a lady. Oooo, there’s the first thing on MY list of things to do before I die: Stop holding back. Woohoo.

And, about that really filthy sex thang, Jayne, you go, Girl. ‘course, most bitter women would settle for sex with a partner who didn’t look like he/she was hacking his/her way through an extremely unpleasant landscaping job on a 100-degree August day in the American Southwest.

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