All I have to say about this article is that the guy was a total freaking moron.  The fact that he responds by wanting to sue (read:blame) someone else, just shows that he deserves what he’s getting.

A Texas man is suing 1-800-Flowers for $1 million, saying the company is to blame for his pending divorce.

After Leroy Greer’s wife filed for divorce in January 2006, he began seeing another woman and sent his new girlfriend a dozen long-stemmed roses. But a few months after the flowers were sent, Greer reconciled with his wife, and she moved back in to his Missouri City home, according to Greer’s lawyer, Kennitra Foote.

That was, until his wife received a thank-you note from 1-800-Flowers.

From Court TV

I have no patience for people who cheat.  Not that it’s immoral, more that it’s STUPID.  And LAZY.  (Morality is for the judgement of people more wholesome than I.  Stupidity and laziness though… that is just wrong.)

His wife’s reply: Be a man.

My reply: Own up.  Shut up.  And pay the Dumbass Tax.