AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) — Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime. A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam’s parks and beaches claimed he had snuck up on them and begun to lick their toes.

What I find funny about this (beyond the obvious) is the idea of unsolicited toe-licking. So, if someone comes up to you on the street and ASKS you to lick their toes, you’re in the clear. Better yet, if someone licks, say, your knees (your nose, your ears, your clavicle), there’s really no problem.

Woohoo! Pack your bags! Let’s go to Holland!

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